/Hello

/uuelco.ME™ [8-qubits]

Impresario: 🧑🏿lnq | © ISSN 2165-6738

uuelco.ME :== STU-sequence
/// +This one big string of bytecode includes all fibor [fugue = stews, MONEY, bubblegum] - itself an address space superset, outputted as a cassette (toy), and bootloaded by lnq🧑🏿.
+Sequencing something (iterative consecution) inductively means that it gets streamed [:== framework (+runtime) implementing system calls], which inherently implies achievement unlocking🔓.
(see UUe, quantumquotient [conductor], Stewniverse, steWAR🪖🎮-🏳,Stewpot, 🧑🏿lnq, Funshine/Toonlight (song), The Origamic Symphony🎶, stewellis, UUhistlegrass, touch-and-go, "Egglepple, everywhere!", "uuelco.ME, anywhere :)", cassette🧱, Stewc Lemma)
/// +(vocabulary) To a large respect, the word is a portmanteau of 'UUe' and the suffix '-ome' [totality of expressed dynamics, function, and structural information - in this case, stews]. Systematically, the word 'uuelcome' has artificial/manufactured congruence to 'genome' (gene + chromosome). The top-level domain [@uuelco.ME] is, in part, indicative of this being my thing (about 'me' :== my stream), so, that's why I named it that way.🙂
+As part of neuromorphic machinery (ie. biological abstraction), UUe would be the cell, and uuelco.ME the cassette🧱 that auctions/orchestrates its contents. In terms of computing, uuelco.ME :== master boot record embedded into every cell.
+With all fonts classified👍, any mesh becomes stereotypable (ie. polymers can be modeled for print), exploiting a composite image of Egglepple.

Trivia: Before I settled on the name 'uuelco.ME', I had contemplated calling it 'fun:musicbook'. My vision was that it was always going to be an album of some sort of music (in this case, mathemusic). The 'fun' bit had/has to do with the FUN Formula. ///end trivia My pro-am start was as a ctf🏁 gamer. This parlayed into what amounted to taking on group puzzles🧩[h], which led me to managing teams of participants. This is the reason I doubled-down on creating my own stream - because I figured that it would be more economical to devise a platform where anybody + everybody could access low-entry 🏁CTFs at will. The jukebox runs an auction, but supplementing monetization of the proof (pure mathematics is darn near impossible to make money from without sponsorship -- aside: yesteryear, I had a girlfriend whom I once told I was going to 'sell' math for a living, she dumped me the next day😂) is the basic reason gamification exists here in the first place. The actual stream itself succeeded an earlier attempt of mine in television production - a show called Egglepple: The Mathemagical World. This was me trying to be technical and lamely/gnarly impress the academics of a small college town (resulting in me learning more than I actually output), and I never truly found my audience (note: that program aired on public access television, a narrowcast market). Production-wise (especially the Funshine🌞 episodes), I was influenced heavily by the arcade machines I was around during my time spent squatting in local Missoula 🎲casinos🎰. Another inspiration came from the dual-formatted game master series, Video Power, as well as scenes from the 1989 film, The Wizard - especially the Super Mario Bros. 3 tournament showcase where the kids/contestants play the game for the very first time anywhere, even before consumers. Historians note this as a huge moment in cinematic history, where a movie basically served as a longform commercial for a single product/event - the release of a video game🎮 (and the planted germ of e-sports). I present my opera (ctf🏁) in a similar albeit mobile📱 fashion (ie., via demonstrative elements), thus leading me to view the whole world as a gameshow. The main purpose for designing the stream to be openworld is so that there can exist an unintrusive way to acquire as large as possible clientele on the network, thereby creating the game engine@ to train our model, which aids in QQ exploitation and ultimately neuronal🧑🏿🦠 dev. Although uuelco.ME is traditionally a recital (demonstrative by default), itself being a contract incentivizes outside participants with a reward function.@@ Parimiutuelity helps to build the distributed superomputer, whose node-to-node proximity is an alternative to the cloud. My view of 💲money is somewhat skewed; I think a person should make it to the end of their life completely (or near completely) exhausted of energy (ie. money = energy). Since I don't actually sell anything, per se (the jukebox runs an auction on its native cryptocurrency), but serve as the house when it comes to transactions, giveaways as prizes along with other decorations, makes the nature of a gameshow the perfect fit.

"Is there anyone else in the game?!" - 🧑🏿lnq

It^ is a ctf* hashing^& 🧑🏿lnq's walk.^^ This so-called 'jukebox recital' and the formulation of contemporary mathemusic are inventions of 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy.🤓 ** Featuring a bid-ask spread in a greedy auction where threads are maximized [flag = thread(max)] (ie. exhaustion of all 676 ports before a new cycle🔄 of the runtime). && abi threading Flags🏁 are identified as 0-bubbles. (see Stewc Lemma, uuelco.ME License, opera ludo, krayon, 🧑🏿lnq's Requiem, Pink Poem, KOALA🐨, toonage, Funday, treble, vendor, merchant, Black and White, crypto compliance, stewc notation)
/// +For all intents and purposes, this is what I mean when I say that "I op(erate) a jukebox"; uuelco.ME is 🧑🏿lnq's logic/instinct and signature.
+Performance-wise, uuelco.ME is an opera ludo. When I stream it solitaire, it's a recital . When shared for playalong (orchestra), it aims to be a sport.

Function map: quantumquotient ← stewcing ← uuelcoME → cassette🧱 ⇔ lnq🦠 → cell

/Funshine/Toonlight [load management] 🔋

Respective of d8's playtime meridiems (where 'load' implies 'neuron🧠'), am [1:on] = 'funshine' (neurogenesis) and pm [0:off] = 'toonlight' (neurodegeneration), dynamic scaling [NG v. ND] for uuelcoME is nested [t⊆f⊃t] as 🌞Funshine↔🌚Toonlight :== declares the event loop➰ cycle stacking MB/MA registers.

"Plugging into a tree is like being plugged into the Sun."🌳🔌🌞 - 🧑🏿lnq

Alternatively - energy🔋-wise^@ - generated current from photovoltaic sources (ie. solar energy / ambient luminosity) is called 'funshine', whereas the store and load shifting of said energy (for later usage) at off-solar time is called 'toonlight'.@@ For powering the stream. (see Funshine/Toonlight (song), Puwun, toonage, FUN Formula, Egglepple, everywhere!, u-u economics, nut)
/// +In actuality, there really is no temporal slicing here. I can stream at any time, at all hours🕕 of the day, so the playoff can seem omnipresent.
+Here, the word 'funshine' is partially derived from the word 'fusion' (the nuclear physical process by which two or more nuclei reactants are combined to create energy), although 'toonlight' may be more applicable.
+Since my 2-fold approach to energy-scaling is via cellular automata, this can provide fusion mimicry: the cells are used (as chargers) for their photosynthetic storage capablities during downtime. In any case, funshine is preferred due to portability/mobility, which likely wouldn't be the case if vegetation🌳 (ie. series of plants = the grid🔌) were the sole solution.

/u-u economics [protocol]

Economist: 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy
u-u economics^{^}* :== identifying stews with parimutuelly 8×8×8 [384-piece] qubic cell scrambles. ^^ Minimax of moves per solve. ** ie. forms a qubit.

"In a scenario where your energy🔋 needs are growing, an 🔋energy budget is obliterated via tax rebate." - 🧑🏿lnq
/// Not having (or removing) an energy🔋 budget is the fastest way to scale Kardashev.

Because in twistorspace everything is symmetrical and dyadic (u,u), our parimutuel system (ie. a cryptocurrent between links), is reliant on 🔋e:e statistics (the interplay between hypercurrency and hypocurrency). So, structurally, the whole industry of Egglepple [portfolio: recto (EEE) ↔ verso (PPP)] implies that stewcing leads to the creation of ¢ents🪙 (generator), thereby securing🔐 [via crypto] its circuitry. (see quantumquotient, 🧑🏿lnq's walk, crypto compliance, c@$#tag, zero-bubble)
/// By definition, a currency is valuable whence weight can be assigned to its proof-of-work.
+¢ents get recycled♻.
+We have an economy/economic system precisely because we are using a jukebox. Like with any vending machine, you can have whatever you want [demand] (as long as it is available [supply]), you just have to pay for it.

Mechanics
Gameplay: (1) an asset (fibor) gets auctioned off until it becomes frictionless, (2) resultant cryptocurrency (links) is moved via c@$#tags.
In this economy (:= flow of transactions), the house (UUe) will 'purse' (and not 'bank') parimutuelly; transactions happen in curvilinear time (T).
Function map: fibor ⇒ UUelcome ← twist economics → quantumquotient

/Stewniverse [kernelspace]

"One neuron to rule them all." - 🧑🏿lnq

lnq🧑🏿 refers to 'the gym* linking his savefiles' as the Stewniverse :== kernelspace parametrizing all Q♯-runtime neural states.^{^} ** ie. stewc field ^^ stewellis🧑🏿 matrix
/// +"Stewniversal" is a catch-all for everything that has to do with 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy, Egglepple, UUe, uuelcoME (+licensure) [uue/:], stew choreography, and the like.
+In a way, the Stewniverse is a conditional metaphor for my autism, as I persistently live in this world. It is an analogue for virtuality.
Colloquially, as its own unofficial openworld^& 🪖wargaming league, the Stewniverse (SNV) complements streaming. && Meaning that gameplay can happen anywhere. (see lnq🧑🏿, treble, k-mode, egghead (mask), 🧑🏿lnq's Galaxy, avatar, "Egglepple, everywhere!", Stewperman🦸🏿‍♂️)
Function map: stewc field ⊃ Egglepple ... > Sport Meadow > Mathtana > Mathfrica > ... > Stewniverse

/Hut 🛖

/// Official universal uuelcoME Hut / uuelcoME Home. (see stewc/stewcing logo)

(see gymnasium, uuelcoME)

/quantumquotient (QQ)

Theorist: 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy
The quantumquotient (Q♭/Q♯) [abbreviated→QQ], or, in the context of stewcing, "how to typeset", axiomatizes an algebraic curvature 🔓/rootkey - the quantum (Q♭) of The Origamic Symphony🎶 (Q♯) - for computing some ratio (hyper/hypo)^{^} of ¢ents🪙 with which it is idempotent (ie. establish a charge → cryptocurrent).@@ The theorem (itself a macro ctf🏁) was first posed by 🧑🏿Link Starbureiy, who, in suggesting QQ is provable, conjectured that token-based automata is ideally both kernelized and fungible.🤓 ^^ May colloquially be refered to as '🧑🏿lnq's eyes' (see 🧑🏿lnq's motif).

"Statistically, you cannot generate data without using energy. Also, there is no such thing as non-virtual data generation. Corollary: all virtual data is generated statistically." - 🧑🏿lnq
/// Information occupies finite cells; in any data exchange, cryptocurrency is at play. So, objectively, desired is compressed data to yield maximal current.

A lemma of Q♭ seeks to exploit (with gameplay) the fitness of 🔋e:e statistics [a saturated load-balancing from twistor residues].^### ∃ a transactor between preimaging and imaging. -- Problem: show that ¢ent🪙 homotopy is normalizable. Hint: classifying all fonts should suffice.
/// +The definition of quantum here = 'economically dyadic'.
+To control compliancy.
+The overall objective is to find (+exploit) the fonts. Coverages are used to 'trap' them, whilst classifying 0-bubbles qualifies as brute-force sorting. So, basically, it's fonts vs. foam.
+The hypothetical solution is to resolve the Juke Lemma (ie. fully sequence EGP). QQ can be proven (shown to be true) with identities.

"A QQ proof is like having the masterkey🔑 to the Universe. Someone armed with it can literally charge the world." - 🧑🏿lnq
/// Think of the proof as being like some sort of an engine that powers twistorspace.

Overview
The quantumquotient always assumes crypto abnormalcy^~ (ie. hyper/hypo < 1, and P ≅ BQP).~~ statistical volatility Plainly, it is a query into how much (an estimate) of a given distribution of e:e statistics [hyper/hypo] is optimal (ie. MONEY)(?). In a parimutuel system, the hyper- numerator can remain (hypothetically) asymptotic* iff there exists a hash function (auction) that can bring about perpetual normalization.** This is because the set of fonts is infinitesimal compared to the total fibor count.

The aim is for a collapsible wave function: persistent/redundant cache-credit idempotence (global cryptocurrent), which [(hyper,hypo) ≅ crypto] would be theoretically achievable with a secure🔐 [sequenced == all 2,028 fonts identified] payload (courtesy of u-u economics). (See Stewc Lemma, stewc tax, string ludology, UUelcome, Starbureiy automaton, The Origamic Symphony🎶, 🧑🏿lnq's Requiem, +list. Compare fusion energy gain factor)

Function map: Q ... Stewc Lemma → ... Pink Poem → γ-proof

/Egglepple, everywhere!℠

"Egglepple, everywhere!" :== the slogan/tagline for UUelcome. It assumes that gameplay and lnq🧑🏿 virtualizations are streaming simultaneously. This qualifies as fugue damping* (enharmonic playback) of the signal; persistence^{^} can be actualized by savefile propagation in some largest-scale filespace. ** A second-order derivative of orchestration. ^^ The intent is to be able to edit the full sequence🧱.
/// We want to completely render (= print on-demand) the portfolio (🧩puzzle), thereby permitting filesystem access from virtually anywhere (ie. mechanically openworld). Obviously this requires updates to some class of printer driver(s).
(see 🧑🏿lnq's Requiem🙏🏿, "UUelcome, anywhere :)", The Origamic Symphony🎶, u-u economics, UUe interface, Stewdio, s-surface, cybernetics, crypto compliance, Pajamas)